AFFL (Part 150), – The Ridiculous, Inane and Simply Stupid – 13

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FROM THE SERVANT GENERAL

ASSAULTS ON FAITH, FAMILY AND LIFE
(Part 150)

THE RIDICULOUS, INANE AND SIMPLY STUPID – 13

January 6, 2021

Because many liberals are clueless and out-of-touch with reality, I stress that the following article from the Babylon Bee is political satire. So snowflakes, no need for you to freak out.

For the rest of us normal people, we need this relief from the inanity of modern-day liberalism. “Awomen” and not just Amen to close a prayer? Men menstruating? Addressing people as “ze” rather than offensive sexist pronouns such as he or she? Babylon Bee satire affords us an opportunity to laugh at, and ridicule, the ridiculous.

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Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate

January 4th, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan.

“Listen folks– we all make mistakes. I realized this morning that my COVID plan includes a mask mandate, but not a womandate. I have amended and also awomended my plan to include a mask womandate,” Biden read off his teleprompter. “We will also be adding a mask non-binarydate, a mask genderqueerdate, a mask two-spiritdate, a mask polygenderdate, and a mask non-binarytrans-speciesdate. More ‘dates’ will be arriving as we continue to do our research to make sure no one is left out.”

According to sources, the Biden transition team has grown alarmed at the number of times the word “men” appears in the English language. They have been working around the clock to replace all usages of the word “men” in their plan with the word “women.” Unfortunately, it was determined that the word “women” is also problematic, they then replaced the word “women” with “people who menstruate.” 

“We have a long way to go,” said Biden, “but I know that in time we will mend our nation’s wounds– er, I mean, peoplewhomenstruated them.”

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